1 00:00:26,720 --> 00:00:28,820 Good evening, television watchers. 2 00:00:30,190 --> 00:00:32,560 Tonight's masque is entitled, 3 00:00:32,590 --> 00:00:36,000 "The West Warlock Time Capsule." 4 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:39,770 The tale of a timid taxidermist. 5 00:00:39,800 --> 00:00:43,200 This gives me the excuse to exhibit this prize of mine, 6 00:00:43,240 --> 00:00:46,310 and to discuss taxidermy. 7 00:00:46,340 --> 00:00:49,340 I feel I know quite a bit about stuffed animals. 8 00:00:49,380 --> 00:00:51,580 After all, it takes one to know one. 9 00:00:52,250 --> 00:00:54,880 This, I shot myself. 10 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:58,120 You see, deer poaching is one of my hobbies. 11 00:00:58,150 --> 00:01:00,560 It took only two shots. 12 00:01:00,590 --> 00:01:03,260 The first one hit a bearded, old man 13 00:01:03,290 --> 00:01:05,360 wearing a ridiculous red suit 14 00:01:05,390 --> 00:01:07,330 and riding in a sleigh. 15 00:01:07,360 --> 00:01:10,070 I'm having him stuffed, too. 16 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,900 It probably sounds silly to you, but I'm sentimental that way. 17 00:01:13,940 --> 00:01:15,570 But enough of this. 18 00:01:15,600 --> 00:01:18,710 Here, in a moment, is, "The West Warlock Time Capsule." 19 00:01:41,160 --> 00:01:45,100 Well, I know Harry's gonna like it, George. 20 00:01:45,100 --> 00:01:47,000 And when some of his friends gets a look at this, 21 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,000 I bet you get their business, too. 22 00:01:49,100 --> 00:01:50,870 (CHUCKLING) If they ever hunt up this way. 23 00:01:50,910 --> 00:01:52,770 Good. That's what we're here for. 24 00:01:52,810 --> 00:01:55,110 Now, just put it on the bill, George. Sure thing. 25 00:01:55,110 --> 00:01:56,240 Well, see you later. 26 00:01:56,280 --> 00:01:57,110 So long. 27 00:01:59,250 --> 00:02:00,220 (DOORBELLS JINGLING) 28 00:02:05,050 --> 00:02:06,920 Now then. 29 00:02:06,960 --> 00:02:09,920 Why don't you use Napoleon's own skeleton, Mr. Tiffany? 30 00:02:09,960 --> 00:02:11,790 Sure is a lot more horse-shaped than this thing. 31 00:02:13,260 --> 00:02:16,460 Napoleon's skeleton is in a million pieces. 32 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,670 I got no time to be putting him back together again. 33 00:02:20,470 --> 00:02:21,940 Besides, this is much better. 34 00:02:22,940 --> 00:02:24,840 We use his own skull, though. 35 00:02:26,610 --> 00:02:28,080 And his hooves. 36 00:02:30,750 --> 00:02:33,980 Are you sure you can get his skin back on in just the way he had it before? 37 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:36,080 You wait till I'm through with him, Charlie. 38 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:38,620 He's gonna have a spark in his eye, 39 00:02:38,650 --> 00:02:40,890 and a flare to his nostrils. 40 00:02:40,920 --> 00:02:42,290 He's gonna look just like he did 41 00:02:42,320 --> 00:02:43,890 when you used to ride him through the park. 42 00:02:45,860 --> 00:02:48,100 Oh, here's all about it in the paper. 43 00:02:48,100 --> 00:02:50,570 Yeah, it's a very nice write-up, too. 44 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,870 "Mayor accepts Napoleon memorial. 45 00:02:53,900 --> 00:02:56,600 "In a speech at the West Warlock City Dad's Lunch 46 00:02:56,640 --> 00:02:58,170 "at the Buckhorn Hotel today, 47 00:02:58,810 --> 00:03:00,610 "Mayor Herbert Ayers 48 00:03:00,640 --> 00:03:03,140 "formally accepted a 49 00:03:04,250 --> 00:03:06,720 "unique memorial 50 00:03:06,750 --> 00:03:09,580 "donated to the city by George Tiffany 51 00:03:09,620 --> 00:03:11,790 "and commemorating 52 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:14,420 "one of this community's most beloved citizens." 53 00:03:14,460 --> 00:03:16,190 Now, will you get me that rag over there, Charlie? 54 00:03:18,560 --> 00:03:21,360 Thank you. 55 00:03:21,400 --> 00:03:26,230 "Napoleon, who died last month after a quarter of a century of faithful service. 56 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:30,170 "For 22 years, this patient animal, 57 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:33,110 "was the chief attraction at Lakeside Park. 58 00:03:33,140 --> 00:03:36,080 "Napoleon will contain within his body a 59 00:03:36,080 --> 00:03:38,350 "hermetically sealed capsule 60 00:03:38,380 --> 00:03:39,810 "to be opened in 100 years." 61 00:03:41,350 --> 00:03:43,150 A hundred years? 62 00:03:43,180 --> 00:03:45,090 Would he last 100 years, Mr. Tiffany? 63 00:03:45,390 --> 00:03:47,290 Oh. 64 00:03:47,320 --> 00:03:50,160 Longer than that, if they keep him in a glass case. 65 00:03:50,190 --> 00:03:52,490 And he's gonna be beautiful, Charlie. 66 00:03:52,530 --> 00:03:55,160 Napoleon is gonna be my masterpiece. 67 00:03:55,200 --> 00:03:57,230 Don't you ever use an animal's own bones, Mr. Tiffany? 68 00:03:57,270 --> 00:03:58,870 Oh, not anymore. 69 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:00,800 Just the skull. 70 00:04:00,840 --> 00:04:02,800 And the wing bones and legs of a bird. 71 00:04:03,440 --> 00:04:05,310 We used to, though. 72 00:04:05,340 --> 00:04:07,110 Used to use the whole animal. 73 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:08,540 How could you do that? 74 00:04:08,580 --> 00:04:11,180 Well, we used a syringe. See that syringe, there? 75 00:04:11,210 --> 00:04:12,650 You mean that thing with the red handle? 76 00:04:12,680 --> 00:04:14,580 No, no. This thing. 77 00:04:14,620 --> 00:04:18,050 And we fill that up with formaldehyde 78 00:04:18,050 --> 00:04:20,660 and inject that in his veins and wherever else he needs it 79 00:04:20,690 --> 00:04:22,760 and that preserves him, you see? 80 00:04:22,790 --> 00:04:24,460 Why don't you do it that way now? 81 00:04:24,490 --> 00:04:25,730 (BANGING ON CEILING) 82 00:04:25,760 --> 00:04:27,200 Just as I thought. 83 00:04:27,230 --> 00:04:28,860 Time for lunch. That's Mrs. Tiffany. 84 00:04:28,900 --> 00:04:31,130 Why don't you do it that way now, huh? 85 00:04:31,170 --> 00:04:33,370 And I think it's about time for you to run along home. 86 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,840 Doesn't it last as good? 87 00:04:34,870 --> 00:04:35,870 Oh, sure. 88 00:04:36,770 --> 00:04:38,610 Lasts indefinitely. 89 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:40,680 But, you see, it shrinks. 90 00:04:40,710 --> 00:04:41,880 Pulls out of shape, like a mummy. 91 00:04:45,750 --> 00:04:48,180 In fact, I guess that's what they were. 92 00:04:48,220 --> 00:04:49,150 Mummies. 93 00:04:51,090 --> 00:04:53,520 (GROWLING) 94 00:04:53,560 --> 00:04:54,960 You get away from that bear, now. 95 00:04:56,290 --> 00:04:57,090 Come along. 96 00:05:00,230 --> 00:05:01,530 Can I come back later? 97 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:05,270 Well, if you got to. 98 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:06,700 Okay, I'll be here. Bye. 99 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:08,700 So long, Charlie. 100 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:21,120 LOUISE: Is that you, George? 101 00:05:21,150 --> 00:05:22,080 Uh-huh. 102 00:05:27,820 --> 00:05:30,460 I've just had a letter from Waldren. 103 00:05:30,490 --> 00:05:31,760 Waldren? 104 00:05:31,790 --> 00:05:33,230 My little brother in Canada. 105 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,530 Oh, oh. 106 00:05:34,560 --> 00:05:37,130 He's coming to visit us. Isn't that wonderful? 107 00:05:37,170 --> 00:05:37,900 Wonderful. 108 00:05:38,770 --> 00:05:41,470 Well, such enthusiasm. 109 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:44,870 Oh, well, now, I am enthusiastic, Louise, it's just that... 110 00:05:44,910 --> 00:05:46,910 Well, it isn't as if I knew Waldren, 111 00:05:46,940 --> 00:05:48,540 but I think it's fine he's coming. 112 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:50,650 Oh, I was just teasing. 113 00:05:50,680 --> 00:05:53,720 It'll be so wonderful to see him. 114 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,580 The two of us are all that's left of our family. 115 00:05:57,090 --> 00:05:59,720 I haven't seen Waldren in... 116 00:05:59,750 --> 00:06:01,790 Well, it must be 25 years. 117 00:06:01,820 --> 00:06:03,890 Well, I think it's just fine. 118 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:07,760 Is he bringing his family? 119 00:06:07,800 --> 00:06:10,500 Now, George, Waldren's always been a bachelor, you know that. 120 00:06:11,400 --> 00:06:12,670 Smart fellow. 121 00:06:12,700 --> 00:06:14,140 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 122 00:06:17,570 --> 00:06:19,710 George. 123 00:06:19,740 --> 00:06:22,480 You wouldn't think of giving up your chair, would you? 124 00:06:22,510 --> 00:06:23,880 I mean, now that Waldren's coming. 125 00:06:25,610 --> 00:06:27,150 Well, I mean, he might think it looks 126 00:06:27,180 --> 00:06:28,620 out of place. 127 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:31,920 Now, Louise, we've been all over that. 128 00:06:31,950 --> 00:06:34,890 It is the only chair I ever had in my life that I really like. 129 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:37,790 You ask me anything else, dear, but don't ask me that. 130 00:06:39,130 --> 00:06:40,660 We'll have it re-upholstered? 131 00:06:41,230 --> 00:06:41,900 Ruin it. 132 00:06:43,400 --> 00:06:45,100 It's taken years of sitting to get it this way. 133 00:06:46,070 --> 00:06:47,700 It just fits my shape. 134 00:06:47,740 --> 00:06:48,940 (THUNDER CRASHING) 135 00:06:48,970 --> 00:06:49,940 George. 136 00:07:07,020 --> 00:07:09,720 That rain certainly is coming down by the bucketful. 137 00:07:11,060 --> 00:07:12,790 I better check the windows in the shop. 138 00:07:13,130 --> 00:07:14,030 Mmm. 139 00:07:15,860 --> 00:07:18,070 "Yarn over, two together, knit three." 140 00:07:19,930 --> 00:07:21,070 What did you say, George? 141 00:07:23,470 --> 00:07:24,510 Yarn over. 142 00:07:25,310 --> 00:07:26,070 Two together. 143 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:28,040 Knit three. 144 00:07:32,250 --> 00:07:33,620 (DOORBELL BUZZING) 145 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,730 Oh, good evening. 146 00:07:46,060 --> 00:07:47,930 Well, it's me, Sis. 147 00:07:47,960 --> 00:07:49,360 It's all that's left of your little brother. 148 00:07:49,400 --> 00:07:53,600 Waldren, I'm so glad to see you. 149 00:07:53,640 --> 00:07:55,570 It's been a long time, Sis. 150 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,070 We're all that's left now. 151 00:07:57,070 --> 00:07:59,110 Why, you're absolutely soaked. 152 00:07:59,140 --> 00:08:00,010 Sit down. 153 00:08:01,280 --> 00:08:03,710 Let me get those wet shoes off of you. 154 00:08:04,650 --> 00:08:06,550 (THUNDER RUMBLING) Oh. 155 00:08:06,580 --> 00:08:07,780 You must change your clothes. 156 00:08:08,480 --> 00:08:09,880 Where's your suitcase? 157 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:11,690 There isn't any, Sis. 158 00:08:12,690 --> 00:08:14,160 There's nothing left but me. 159 00:08:15,390 --> 00:08:17,090 And I won't be here long. 160 00:08:20,560 --> 00:08:22,160 Oh, dear. 161 00:08:25,530 --> 00:08:27,340 Well, what's the matter? 162 00:08:27,370 --> 00:08:30,270 Oh, it's George, my husband. He's in the shop downstairs. 163 00:08:30,310 --> 00:08:31,640 Now, you sit back and rest. 164 00:08:32,810 --> 00:08:35,040 I'll get a cup of hot coffee for you. 165 00:08:42,550 --> 00:08:43,690 Louise. 166 00:08:44,850 --> 00:08:46,390 (STAMMERING) Louise, did... 167 00:08:56,230 --> 00:08:58,430 There. 168 00:08:58,470 --> 00:09:01,000 George, this is my little brother, Waldren. 169 00:09:01,000 --> 00:09:01,870 Oh. 170 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,810 Well, don't just stand there, dear. 171 00:09:04,840 --> 00:09:06,470 He's soaking wet. I'm afraid of pneumonia. 172 00:09:06,510 --> 00:09:07,880 Run and get him your bathrobe. 173 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:09,410 Yes, dear. Hello, Waldren. 174 00:09:09,440 --> 00:09:10,880 Glad to see you. 175 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:13,150 Please get the bathrobe, dear. Yes, dear. Yes. 176 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:15,020 And then call Dr. Rhody. 177 00:09:15,050 --> 00:09:16,280 Quick trip, wasn't it? 178 00:09:16,320 --> 00:09:17,150 Oh, George. 179 00:09:20,020 --> 00:09:22,590 Now, let's get off that wet coat. 180 00:09:53,220 --> 00:09:56,060 I can't believe Waldren's been here for a whole week. 181 00:09:56,090 --> 00:09:56,790 Can you, dear? 182 00:09:57,330 --> 00:09:58,090 No, dear. 183 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:31,290 I feel a draft. 184 00:10:31,330 --> 00:10:32,760 (WALDREN COUGHING) 185 00:10:32,790 --> 00:10:34,700 There's some cold air coming from somewhere. 186 00:10:34,730 --> 00:10:36,400 LOUISE: Oh, dear. 187 00:10:36,430 --> 00:10:37,700 Is there a window open, George? 188 00:10:39,030 --> 00:10:41,540 Oh, I'm afraid it'll make Waldren's cough worse. 189 00:10:41,570 --> 00:10:43,640 (WALDREN COUGHING) 190 00:10:43,670 --> 00:10:45,870 It must be 84 in here, dear. 191 00:10:45,910 --> 00:10:48,480 Waldren couldn't possibly feel cold. 192 00:10:48,510 --> 00:10:49,540 It's the draft. 193 00:10:51,480 --> 00:10:52,750 Gets me here every time. 194 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,780 (WALDREN COUGHING) 195 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:06,130 I'm sorry to be such a nuisance. 196 00:11:06,160 --> 00:11:08,430 You're not a nuisance. 197 00:11:08,460 --> 00:11:10,630 You'll soon be well and then you won't have to be so careful. 198 00:11:13,070 --> 00:11:14,540 We'll hope so, Sis. 199 00:11:17,970 --> 00:11:19,210 You folks about ready to go to bed? 200 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,080 It's just about 8:30, Waldren. 201 00:11:24,710 --> 00:11:25,750 Oh, is that all? 202 00:11:27,980 --> 00:11:30,090 I guess you don't wanna go to bed this early. 203 00:11:34,820 --> 00:11:37,390 My--My cough medicine, where is it? 204 00:11:37,430 --> 00:11:38,530 Here it is. 205 00:11:53,980 --> 00:11:56,210 Oh, thanks. 206 00:11:56,240 --> 00:11:57,980 I don't know what I'd do without that cough medicine. 207 00:11:58,010 --> 00:11:59,210 It's all gone. 208 00:11:59,250 --> 00:12:02,220 Gone. I just got this bottle yesterday. 209 00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,120 I know. 210 00:12:05,420 --> 00:12:07,690 I really should try to get along without it, I suppose. 211 00:12:09,420 --> 00:12:12,360 I will try to get along without it. Tonight. 212 00:12:12,390 --> 00:12:14,060 You'll do no such thing. 213 00:12:14,060 --> 00:12:17,070 We can't have you coughing all night. You might injure yourself. 214 00:12:17,100 --> 00:12:19,470 Go and get another bottle, dear. Before the drugstore closes. 215 00:12:19,500 --> 00:12:21,700 (WALDREN COUGHING) 216 00:12:27,510 --> 00:12:29,980 Why don't I get him a bottle of gin? 217 00:12:30,080 --> 00:12:32,080 More alcohol in it and a lot cheaper. 218 00:12:33,420 --> 00:12:36,790 Waldren, you must see that there just isn't room 219 00:12:36,820 --> 00:12:38,550 in this house for a third person. 220 00:12:39,820 --> 00:12:41,460 And with Louise... 221 00:12:42,460 --> 00:12:43,260 It's no good. 222 00:12:46,090 --> 00:12:47,700 Waldren, I'll give you just one hour 223 00:12:47,730 --> 00:12:50,370 (DOORBELLS JINGLING) to clear out of this house, permanently. 224 00:12:50,400 --> 00:12:52,530 Hiya, Mr. Tiffany. Who are you talking to? 225 00:12:52,570 --> 00:12:53,670 Oh, hello, Charlie. 226 00:12:53,700 --> 00:12:56,100 Why, I'm just talking to Napoleon here. 227 00:12:56,940 --> 00:13:00,240 Hey, he looks good, Mr. Tiffany. 228 00:13:00,280 --> 00:13:04,050 Oh, you're beginning to have confidence now that I know what I'm doing, huh? 229 00:13:04,050 --> 00:13:07,080 Yeah. Maybe when I get a little bit older, I can be your apprentice. 230 00:13:07,120 --> 00:13:09,080 That'll be fine. You hold this. 231 00:13:09,120 --> 00:13:10,320 What is it? 232 00:13:10,350 --> 00:13:11,650 That's the time capsule. 233 00:13:11,690 --> 00:13:13,320 The what? 234 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,820 The thing that goes inside Napoleon with all the stuff in it 235 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,560 to be opened up 100 years from now. 236 00:13:17,590 --> 00:13:19,330 What stuff? 237 00:13:19,360 --> 00:13:21,060 Why, the things that show 238 00:13:21,060 --> 00:13:23,060 the kind of life we're leading now. 239 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:26,100 Newspapers, movie film, photographs, 240 00:13:26,130 --> 00:13:27,670 you know, just like the paper said. 241 00:13:28,970 --> 00:13:31,270 A permanent record for posterity. 242 00:13:31,310 --> 00:13:32,640 Can I put something in it? 243 00:13:33,310 --> 00:13:34,540 No. 244 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,580 Why not? Who would ever know? 245 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:38,650 What do you wanna put in it? 246 00:13:40,150 --> 00:13:42,550 How about a picture of Rover? He's a very good-looking dog. 247 00:13:43,390 --> 00:13:44,690 (CHUCKLING) 248 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:48,090 Okay, I'll slip it in. 249 00:13:48,090 --> 00:13:50,130 You could put a lot more inside him. 250 00:13:50,160 --> 00:13:52,090 How about the totem pole my scout troop made? 251 00:13:52,130 --> 00:13:53,600 Hey, what about that? 252 00:13:53,630 --> 00:13:55,200 Definitely not. 253 00:13:55,230 --> 00:13:56,900 Well, when I'm gonna be your apprentice, 254 00:13:56,930 --> 00:13:59,100 I'm gonna put a surprise in every job. 255 00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:00,540 That'll be dandy. 256 00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,440 Oh, there goes your brother-in-law. 257 00:14:04,470 --> 00:14:05,610 Is he gonna go sit in the park? 258 00:14:07,080 --> 00:14:08,840 I suppose so. 259 00:14:08,880 --> 00:14:10,180 Is that all he ever does? 260 00:14:11,550 --> 00:14:12,350 Just about. 261 00:14:13,750 --> 00:14:16,890 I mean, I don't know. 262 00:14:16,920 --> 00:14:19,290 Well, you better run along home now. 263 00:14:19,320 --> 00:14:20,960 I'm going upstairs, Charlie. 264 00:14:21,060 --> 00:14:22,160 Why? It's not lunchtime. 265 00:14:22,190 --> 00:14:23,560 I wanna talk to Mrs. Tiffany. 266 00:14:25,130 --> 00:14:28,330 Oh, I see. Without him around. 267 00:14:28,360 --> 00:14:30,400 Charlie, you're gonna have to stop thinking so much. 268 00:14:38,610 --> 00:14:40,410 Now, don't get up, dear. Just stay right where you are. 269 00:14:41,910 --> 00:14:43,380 I thought you were Waldren. 270 00:14:44,410 --> 00:14:45,450 Louise. 271 00:14:48,380 --> 00:14:50,250 I wanna talk to you about Waldren, dear. 272 00:14:52,620 --> 00:14:55,490 I think it's very hard on you having him around. 273 00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,660 I mean, the way you go around waiting on him hand and foot. 274 00:15:01,530 --> 00:15:02,400 Look at that dress. 275 00:15:04,030 --> 00:15:05,900 That dress used to fit you. 276 00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,640 Now it hangs on you like a sack, doesn't it? 277 00:15:07,670 --> 00:15:10,440 Oh, I've lost some weight, that's all. 278 00:15:10,470 --> 00:15:12,540 Well, you didn't need to lose any weight. 279 00:15:13,140 --> 00:15:14,380 And you look tired. 280 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,950 Darling. 281 00:15:18,050 --> 00:15:22,620 Don't you think Waldren's well enough now to go out and get a job for himself? 282 00:15:22,650 --> 00:15:25,050 (SOBBING) He's not well enough to work, you know that. 283 00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:28,460 I'm all he has. 284 00:15:28,490 --> 00:15:31,930 Oh, I--I know it's been hard on you, George. 285 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:34,500 It's you I'm thinking about, Louise. 286 00:15:34,530 --> 00:15:36,430 I don't know what we're going to do. 287 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,330 I can't go back on him now. 288 00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:40,070 He's my little brother. 289 00:15:40,100 --> 00:15:41,570 Don't cry. Don't, honey. 290 00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:42,270 Please don't cry. 291 00:15:43,170 --> 00:15:45,140 Now, don't, please. 292 00:15:46,540 --> 00:15:48,280 I won't talk about it anymore, honey. 293 00:15:50,750 --> 00:15:54,180 Just promise, okay, that you'll try to take it a little easy. 294 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:56,080 Hmm? 295 00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:57,290 Yes, I will. 296 00:15:58,890 --> 00:16:00,290 Waldren doesn't realize. 297 00:16:01,390 --> 00:16:04,190 He wouldn't want to be any trouble. 298 00:16:04,230 --> 00:16:05,560 I know, I know, I know, he wouldn't. 299 00:16:07,230 --> 00:16:09,030 Of course he wouldn't. 300 00:16:22,880 --> 00:16:24,680 There you are, Napoleon. 301 00:16:30,390 --> 00:16:33,520 All full of messages for future generations. 302 00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:42,060 Big rascal. 303 00:16:45,430 --> 00:16:46,270 Louise. 304 00:16:48,570 --> 00:16:50,410 Where's Louise? 305 00:16:50,440 --> 00:16:53,270 She's in the kitchen, I suppose. 306 00:16:53,310 --> 00:16:56,080 She made an awful racket in there a few minutes ago. It woke me up. 307 00:16:57,080 --> 00:16:58,980 I was trying to get back to sleep. 308 00:16:59,080 --> 00:17:01,020 Louise. Louise! 309 00:17:01,450 --> 00:17:02,250 Louise! 310 00:17:03,850 --> 00:17:05,490 Get Dr. Rhody on the phone. 311 00:17:05,520 --> 00:17:07,090 Tell him to get right over here. 312 00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,360 And hurry up. 313 00:17:12,330 --> 00:17:13,330 Louise. 314 00:17:32,810 --> 00:17:34,250 We'll keep her here a day or two 315 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:35,180 for some more tests, George, 316 00:17:35,220 --> 00:17:36,820 but I'm sure it's nothing serious. 317 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,050 She's just worn out. 318 00:17:38,090 --> 00:17:41,060 She needs a couple of weeks of complete rest. 319 00:17:41,090 --> 00:17:42,920 She can't go on the way she has, you know. 320 00:17:42,960 --> 00:17:44,360 You've got to get rid of that brother of hers. 321 00:17:45,730 --> 00:17:48,960 Doctor, is there anything really wrong with Waldren? 322 00:17:49,060 --> 00:17:51,230 Nothing, except he missed his calling. 323 00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:52,530 He should have been an actor. 324 00:18:01,780 --> 00:18:02,910 Waldren. 325 00:18:06,050 --> 00:18:07,850 I wanna talk to you, Waldren. 326 00:18:07,880 --> 00:18:10,450 Please, George, Louise, my sister. Do you mind? 327 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,090 She's gonna be all right. 328 00:18:12,120 --> 00:18:14,020 (SIGHING) At least that's something. 329 00:18:15,590 --> 00:18:17,890 Going without dinner. All this excitement. 330 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,530 I'm afraid I'm not quite up to it. 331 00:18:20,830 --> 00:18:23,470 Well, I'm glad you found something to tide you over. 332 00:18:25,830 --> 00:18:28,040 What I want to discuss with you is very important... Really, George. 333 00:18:28,070 --> 00:18:32,340 I don't see how you can just stand there and chatter after what's happened to Louise. 334 00:18:32,370 --> 00:18:34,780 It's Louise that I wanna talk to you about. 335 00:18:34,810 --> 00:18:37,910 George, you can't seem to understand that I am a sick man. 336 00:18:40,050 --> 00:18:41,420 After all that's happened tonight, 337 00:18:41,450 --> 00:18:43,890 my digestion's started acting up again. 338 00:18:43,920 --> 00:18:45,920 GEORGE: Waldren, will you please listen to me? 339 00:18:45,950 --> 00:18:49,790 George, I simply cannot go on arguing with you like this. 340 00:18:49,820 --> 00:18:52,430 This concerns Louise's health. 341 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:55,100 That will do. 342 00:19:06,710 --> 00:19:09,110 If I had a decent meal, I might feel a lot better. 343 00:19:11,680 --> 00:19:13,010 Yes. 344 00:19:23,260 --> 00:19:24,460 Waldren. 345 00:19:26,430 --> 00:19:28,500 About how tall are you? 346 00:19:44,250 --> 00:19:45,550 "Dear Sis, 347 00:19:47,050 --> 00:19:50,190 "Have a chance to visit friends in Mexico 348 00:19:50,220 --> 00:19:52,520 "where the climate is wonderful for my condition. 349 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:56,620 "Don't worry if you don't hear from me for a while, 350 00:19:56,660 --> 00:19:58,590 "the mail is slow down there. 351 00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:02,230 "Sorry to leave without saying goodbye, 352 00:20:02,260 --> 00:20:05,100 "but I didn't want to disturb my little sister. 353 00:20:05,130 --> 00:20:08,470 "Get well quick. Your loving baby brother, 354 00:20:21,050 --> 00:20:22,650 "Waldren." 355 00:20:39,130 --> 00:20:41,070 (BANGING ON CEILING) 356 00:20:49,280 --> 00:20:51,410 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 357 00:20:54,350 --> 00:20:55,420 (DOORBELLS JINGLING) 358 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,620 (WALDREN COUGHING) 359 00:21:05,460 --> 00:21:06,530 WALDREN: George? 360 00:21:06,560 --> 00:21:07,630 Hello, Waldren. 361 00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:11,400 Well, what's the matter with you? 362 00:21:11,430 --> 00:21:12,500 Didn't you hear me? 363 00:21:14,400 --> 00:21:16,240 You know what time it is? 364 00:21:16,270 --> 00:21:18,370 Oh, yes, I guess it must be about supper time, 365 00:21:18,410 --> 00:21:21,540 but there's one other little thing I have to do, Waldren, 366 00:21:21,580 --> 00:21:22,840 and I kinda need some help. 367 00:21:25,150 --> 00:21:26,550 Would you mind giving me a hand? 368 00:21:28,280 --> 00:21:29,920 All right. I'll try. 369 00:21:30,990 --> 00:21:32,590 You know I'm not strong. 370 00:21:34,790 --> 00:21:36,660 Well, do you think you could hold this for me? 371 00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:40,160 And the syringe. 372 00:21:46,900 --> 00:21:49,100 You see, I've just been finishing Napoleon there. 373 00:21:49,870 --> 00:21:50,840 And... 374 00:22:02,420 --> 00:22:04,050 Seems kind of heavy, George. 375 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:05,820 I didn't realize it'd be this heavy. 376 00:22:09,120 --> 00:22:13,500 Yeah. Well, I just thought I'd beef him up a little, just to be safe. 377 00:22:15,900 --> 00:22:18,770 And so, on behalf of our fair city, 378 00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:21,070 and our fair citizens, 379 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:23,740 I want to thank George Tiffany 380 00:22:23,770 --> 00:22:26,540 for his generous contribution of his time 381 00:22:26,570 --> 00:22:28,740 and his artistic talents 382 00:22:28,780 --> 00:22:31,550 which have created this priceless memorial. 383 00:22:32,080 --> 00:22:33,650 (ALL APPLAUDING) 384 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:42,090 And now, in conclusion, 385 00:22:42,120 --> 00:22:44,460 I will read to you the exact words of the inscription 386 00:22:44,490 --> 00:22:45,860 which appears on the plaque. 387 00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:50,330 "Napoleon in memoriam. 388 00:22:50,370 --> 00:22:52,430 "Within this superb animal..." 389 00:22:52,470 --> 00:22:54,740 (MAYOR CHATTERING) Oh, George, it's wonderful. 390 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:56,670 I'm so happy for you. 391 00:22:56,710 --> 00:22:58,940 I'm the one that's happy. 392 00:22:58,970 --> 00:23:01,080 You know, you just look great. 393 00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,180 That rest certainly fixed you up. 394 00:23:04,210 --> 00:23:05,480 I guess it really did. 395 00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,120 I'm just sorry Waldren isn't here to see it. 396 00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:11,420 He'd be so proud. 397 00:23:11,450 --> 00:23:13,490 I guess he's better off, though, where he is. 398 00:23:13,520 --> 00:23:15,920 If the climate's warmer. 399 00:23:15,960 --> 00:23:18,930 Oh, I'm sure it's warmer, dear. 400 00:23:18,960 --> 00:23:22,960 MAYOR: "In the year of our Lord, 2057. 401 00:23:23,060 --> 00:23:26,170 "In order that future residents will have a fuller understanding 402 00:23:26,200 --> 00:23:29,140 "of the life and times of their forefathers 403 00:23:29,170 --> 00:23:32,470 "as typified by the contents of this memorial." 404 00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,080 I thank you. 405 00:23:41,880 --> 00:23:46,090 Well, George, it certainly ought to put West Warlock in the national limelight 406 00:23:46,120 --> 00:23:48,860 when they look inside Napoleon in the year 2057. 407 00:23:49,590 --> 00:23:50,530 What do you think? 408 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:56,600 Well, yes, I--I expect it will do that, all right. 409 00:24:07,340 --> 00:24:09,840 Honesty demands that I reveal 410 00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:12,510 that all did not go as Mr. Tiffany had planned. 411 00:24:13,950 --> 00:24:16,180 The weight of Waldren's pudgy body 412 00:24:16,220 --> 00:24:18,290 proved too much for Napoleon 413 00:24:18,320 --> 00:24:20,090 and within a few months 414 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:23,860 the time capsule was opened by a caesarian section. 415 00:24:23,890 --> 00:24:26,360 Waldren, of course, was quite dead. 416 00:24:26,390 --> 00:24:28,730 And Napoleon hasn't been the same since. 417 00:24:29,560 --> 00:24:31,270 As for Mr. Tiffany, 418 00:24:31,300 --> 00:24:34,300 the jury proved quite lenient. 419 00:24:34,340 --> 00:24:37,840 Next time we plan a return trip to your living rooms. 420 00:24:37,870 --> 00:24:39,810 I hope you will join us then.